Sunday, February 2, 2014

The Sunday Funnies

It's the 1950s. The Boston Red Sox are breaking in a new shortstop, Billy Klaus. Klaus has a hot streak, bopping three homers in a week or so, and Ted Williams decides to take him down a notch.

"Hey, kid," the Thumper asks, "how many home runs did you hit last year at Minneapolis?"

"Twenty-one," Klaus replies.

"Yeah? I remember I hit 21 homers at Minneapolis," Williams responds, giving Klaus' chest a moment to swell before adding: "and 22 more on the road."

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