Don't go there

There appears to be a push on to have Charlie Sheen throw out a first pitch at a World Series game in Cleveland this year. His connection to Cleveland, of course, is a work of fiction: He played an Indians pitcher in the "Major League" movies.

Which would seem to suggest that there is no real person from the Cleveland area worthy of the honor. I'm no expert on Cleveland, but a city of that size has to have thousands of people who would carry more dignity and honor onto the playing field than that contemptible clown.