Sunday, January 5, 2014

The Sunday Funnies

Frankie Frisch was holding one of his lengthy pregame meetings, going over the opposition roster in excruciating detail.

Finally he brought up one of the opposition's little-used pitchers.

"Says this guy's a switch-hitter," the Flash said with a glance at the roster. "How are we gonna pitch him?"

A bored voice arose: "He ain't no switch hitter. He hits three ways -- left, right and never."

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