Showing posts with label King Kelly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label King Kelly. Show all posts

Sunday, November 22, 2015

The Sunday Funnies

The great 19th century catcher/outfielder King Kelly is playing right field in Boston. The game goes into the 12th inning, and it's getting dark. With two outs, the batter drives a pitch deep to right. Kelly dashes back, leaps for a two-handed catch and trots back to the bench. The umpire calls the batter out and calls the game on account of darkness as a tie.

Kelly's teammates congratuate him for saving them a loss. One asked how deep the ball was hit. "How the hell should I know?" the King replies. "It went a mile over my head."

Sunday, January 26, 2014

The Sunday Funnies

It's 1886, and Mike "King" Kelly is a hard-drinking star of the National League's best team, the Chicago White Stockings. Manager and first baseman Cap Anson appreciates Kelly's play — when sober — but dislikes Kelly's nocturnal antics.

The White Stockings announce that Kelly has been fined for being out drinking lemonade at 3 a.m.

The King is miffed.

"I never drank lemonade at such an hour in my life," he declares earnestly. "It was straight whiskey."