Frankie Frisch was holding one of his lengthy pregame meetings, going over the opposition roster in excruciating detail.
Finally he brought up one of the opposition's little-used pitchers.
"Says this guy's a switch-hitter," the Flash said with a glance at the roster. "How are we gonna pitch him?"
A bored voice arose: "He ain't no switch hitter. He hits three ways -- left, right and never."
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