The Sunday Funnies

This one comes from the late President Reagan:

“One day the great baseball manager Frankie Frisch sent a rookie out to play centerfield, and the rookie promptly dropped the first fly ball that was hit to him. On the next play, he let a grounder go between his feet and then threw the ball to the wrong base. Frankie stormed out of the dugout, took his glove away from him and said, 'I'll show you how to play this position.' And the next batter slammed a line drive right over second base. Frankie came in on it, missed it completely, fell down when he tried to chase it, threw down his glove and yelled at the rookie, 'You got centerfield so screwed up nobody can play it.’”